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Cooch is "the very model of a mad Attorney General"

by: lowkell

Mon May 10, 2010 at 18:49:48 PM EDT

Hilarious, great job by Bart Hinkle skewering Ken Kook-inelli!  

I am the very model of a mad Attorney General,
My politics are paleoconservative and visceral --
I'll sue the pants off Democrats and wreck their plans historical
With writs and briefs that I'll compose, tendentious and rhetorical . . . .
I'll stop environmentalists from regulating greenhouse gas
By proving carbon dioxide does not have an atomic mass --
That solar-radiative forcing's nothing but a liberal plot
And dendroclimatology is superstitious tommyrot.
I'll prove the EPA is overrun with Commie militants
Who haven't shown a single lick of scientific diligence --
In short, in matters legal, ecological, and federal
I am the very model of a mad Attorney General.

More lyrics here - sing along!

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Turgid protuberence? (0.00 / 0)
One is breathless with concupiscence!

This tour de fprce demands an operetta to go with it.

Actually, what I'd like to see... (0.00 / 0) a huge chorus of people singing this outside Cooch's office in Richmond.

Who's game???

For a Sustainable Virginia. Now on Twitter.

Here is my song (hope Ingrid is looking at these songs) (0.00 / 0)
When I was in Australia I was introduced to a bird called the Kookaburra (Sp?). It is a loud and raucous bird that can be heard throughout the forest. When I was in Girl Scouts we sang a song dedicated to this bird. The Australian rock group Men at Work used this song as a riff in their hit song "Down Under". This bird reminds me of a certain mad Virginia Attorney General.
So with apologies to Australia here goes:

Cuccinelli sits in the AG office
Passing crazy rules that he can proffer
Laugh Cuccinelli laugh Cuccinelli
Let Virginia suffer

Cuccinelli sits in the AG office
Criticizing gays and women in office
Stop Cuccinelli stop Cuccinelli
Save Virginia's rep


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